Welcome to the divine realm of Maine Coon Gods. Our beloved “floofers” are the foundation of our program — guardians of our furniture, the joyful chaos in our home, and the reason our house is never quiet and our hearts are always full.
Maine Coon Gods Cattery
Our Kings
Poseidon “Posey”
Origin: Poland
DOB: 12.20.2024
Posey is the king of the castle. Our Maine Coon God Sasquatch, polydactyl 6/6/6/6 toe bean enthusiast. Whiskered Romeo, feline flirt, and love bug with commitment issues. He is a furniture assassin by day, unmovable blanket anchor by night.
You will not find a more gentle, loving boy. He melts in your arms as soon as you pick him up! His temperament is remarkable!
Comes “Campson”
Origin: USA
DOB: 4.25.2023
Campson is our OG, our first. He is a gentle, unfazed, floofy chill pill. At 29 pounds, he is an elite lounger. He is misleading with his Resting Royalty face…. is the sweetest cuddle noodle, melts in your arms and is an expert body contortionist. He pretends to not care what is going on around him (not even the vacuum), however do not dare go to bed without him! Fierce Marco Polo player and midnight opera singer, until he finds you.
His name fits him perfectly. In Latin, “comes” (pronounced like Campson) means “companion.” He’s our one and only non-breeding feline.
Our Queens
Origin: USA
Oracle Lines
DOB 4.25.2025
Finnie is our sleek, elegant ball of chaos - soft and cuddly like a cotton ball, yet equally an over-caffeinated, zoom powered wiggle sausage. She is a part-time hurricane with purr-sistant twills and chirps.
Her nickname is “Speaker of the House” with her constant stories she loudly tells us. When the sun goes down, she transforms into a “little spoon” bedtime buddy.
Persephone “Finnie”
Alcyone “Allie”
Origin: Russia
Gonsior Lines
DOB: 5.27.2025
Allie is our polydactyl 6/6/6/6 toe bean angel. This floof nugget enjoys being a key board invader by day and a purr-powered space heater, nuzzler by night. Not to be underestimated, she is our side eye specialist with overflowing judgement.
Dionysis “DeeDee”
Origin: Turkey
DOB: 12.28.2024
Dee Dee is our Victoria's Secret model of fuzzy ear antennas and a tail with its own agenda. Sassy silent meow-er (she has a voice, but prefers to command attention softly), side-eye champion and tiny dictator. She is an empress of selective listening and ninja of night snuggles when you least expect it.
Origin: France
DOB: 6.20.2025
Tillie is our most colorful furry nugget, our fuzzy rainbow. She showcases her prism paws whenever she can, along with her chandelier whiskers. Our youngest of the tribe, she is a micro lion, competing fuzzy ear antenna champ. Often in the background, she will make her presence known when the zoom machine turns on and the chaos goblin comes out. When the lights go down, she may not be under your feet, but you will wake up to her master biscuit making skills, tucked right in, purr box on turbo.
Aphrodite “Tillie”
Athena “Angie”
Origin: USA
DOB: 5.29.2023
Angie is our first Queen, CEO of the cathouse, monarch and throne hogger. Her super power is being a gravity defier, ceiling gremlin and sneaky climber bean. Nothing tops her best and most endearing quality of nurturing and protective mama bear.
Maine Coons… The “Dog” of Cats
As the largest domestic cat breed, Maine Coons are known as the gentle giants of the feline world — majestic like little lions, yet deeply affectionate at heart. Their intelligence and loyalty often earn them the nickname “dogs in cat form.” One of the most common questions we’re asked is whether they get along with dogs. In our home, there is no separation — humans, canines, and felines live together as one family. Our kittens grow up alongside their dog brother and sister, often following them from room to room or curling up nearby. Because this bond begins so early, our Maine Coons don’t simply tolerate dogs — they are genuinely comfortable with them, carrying that confidence and trust into their new homes.
Meet the Protectors
AKA “Licky Lincoln”
Golden Retriever, professional tennis-ball enthusiast, belly-rub connoisseur and self-appointed food critic.
LINCOLN
AKA “Lulu” or “Sir Barks a Lot”.
Our senior guardian of the castle; fierce herder, silent snack-stealing assassin, neighborhood admirer, and aspiring free-range chicken.
LUCY
The Humans
Christine
Origin: USA
DOB Plead the 5th
A CRNA (Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist) by day — and sometimes by night — and a cat herder all other times.
I’m known as the Lady of the Mortgage, Supreme Commander of the Thermostat, Head of Pet Services, and Chief Payer of All Things. An anesthesia provider, airway overlord, and snooze-ician by profession; a Purr Enforcement Officer with a notable lack of tough love by choice. Pinch-hit pooper scooper and occasional text ignorer.
When I’m not working, you’ll find me at the lake watching my daughter sail or playing ball with the canines.
Brinley
Origin: USA
DOB: In the Minor League
Brinley is our Chief Litter Box Technician/Pooper-Scooper, full-time Furr Butler, and devoted servant to the whiskers.
In true cerebral teen form, she is a professional shade-thrower, sarcasm enthusiast, and witty comment machine. She excels academically and has truly mastered the art of worrying about everything.
As a competitive sailor, she’s a floating problem-solver and a true Sail-ebrity to her cousin Charlotte. She self-identifies as amazing, perfect, and… humble.
Natalie
Origin: USA
DOB: Don’t be Rude
Natalie became part of our family 13 years ago while serving as the Director of Chaos Management at Brinley’s daycare. Her tiny-human wrangling skills have made her the purr-fect partner in helping oversee the little Gods and Goddesses.
She has seamlessly transformed from Brinley’s nap-time and bathroom ninja into the Kingdom’s Accident Response Specialist and purr-sonal assistant to feline royalty. She is an underpaid caretaker of European fluff during her time off from veterinary Uber obligations.
As the overlords’ number-one go-to, she proudly holds the titles of Deadline Enforcer and Supreme Taskmaster.